The Inconvenient Truth of Al Gore and the Big Secret Boat

The Great Blue Abyss has independently confirmed that Al Gore has recently purchased a large boat. The vessel is allegedly a big houseboat. The purchase itself is not significant. Al Gore is a rich man, and he should be allowed to enjoy his wealth. However, what is significant about this acquisition is that Gore seems to be going out of his way to keep his purchase out of the press.

What is the big secret here? Why does Al Gore not want people to know about his big, new boat? Is this boat a gas-guzzler that will hurt Gore’s ultra-green image? Is Gore trying to hide his posh lifestyle? Is there an embarrassing hypocrisy issue here? Perhaps, Gore is very confident about all of his global-warming predictions and wants a place to live when the rest of us are under twenty feet of water from the melting icecaps.

Mr. Gore, what’s the big secret about your new boat? Please tell us.

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Joe Biden Tells Handicapped Chuck Graham to Stand Up

At a political event in Columbia, Missouri today, Senator Joe Biden, told Missouri State Senator Chuck Graham to stand up for the crowd. This would have been fine except for the inconvenient fact that Graham is confined to a wheelchair. In Biden’s defense, he probably thought Barack Obama had already healed Graham.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2mzbuRgnI4

Barack Obama’s Lipstick on a Pig Comment Displays Poor Judgement

Senator Barack Obama used an old expression to attack the McCain-Palin campaign platform. His chosen expression was "You know, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig." This expression could have been simple insult to McCain’s policies, but it could have also been a crude but clever way to take a swipe at Governor Sarah Palin.

One of Palin’s most notable lines from her GOP convention speech was about lipstick being the only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull. If Obama was trying to mock Palin by using the "lipstick on a pig" analogy, it was sly but so obvious that most politically aware people will pick up on the insult instantly.

Regardless of Obama’s intent, using this line was foolish. Women do not like being compared to pigs. They are especially displeased when men compare women to pigs. If Obama used the "lipstick on a pig" line to insult Palin, he is an obnoxious jerk. If he used the line without realizing people might think he was referring to Palin, he is a shallow moron. Either way, Obama’s loose lips and apparent fixation on farm animals in makeup has shown that he does not have the judgement to be President.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPd4yk0x-eg

Barack Obama Addresses the Rumors about His Muslim Faith

When Obama speaks without a teleprompter, he makes Dan Quayle look like Cicero. Here is Obama stumbling with the Muslim question yesterday in an interview for This Week with George Stephanopoulos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQqIpdBOg6I

The amazing thing is that this guy is probably going to have at least 60 million people vote for him.